Triple H had said people should shut off the critic in themselves. They should just view as a fan and soak it all in. Then, go ahead and write a 1 page essay about everything you liked about it. Consider what could’ve been better before you go off. The good news is that this would hypothetically be Page 1. The bad news is that, due to WrestleMania being a 2 night affair, I’ll have to write a 2nd page.
The build between Jey and Gunther had been cooking, although the go-home Raw episode felt a tad dry. Regardless, the stage was set. My biggest issue this year was that the audience was misled. They believed that a Rumble winner would main event the PPV. They christened Jey as “Main Event Jey Uso” yet there he was opening the show. I haven’t witnessed this level of hype for a world title match in a while. It has been since WrestleMania 28. That was when Sheamus faced off against Daniel Bryan. Here we are and honestly, the match was underwhelming and for what it was, it ran too long. Gunther has more technical proficiency than what we saw and even Jey Use has shown growth as a performer. To see them not craft a 4 star match and just stick to the hits was underwhelming. I also found it absurd that Gunther tapped out so quickly. Jey wasn’t even squeezing like a boa constrictor.
New Day vs. War Raiders was alright but it…was better off being a pre-show match as MCMG vs. Street Profits would’ve served as the better match. Nothing flashy although Ivar almost reducing New Day into pancakes was hilarious.
Jade and Naomi had a good build and honestly, it was Jade’s best wrestling match to date. Naomi did great work with her and the match was neither too long or short. It was just right.
Jacob Fatu vs. LA Knight was one helluva banger! This match was easily a top billing match. From the start, Knight demonstrated his prowess as our US Champ. By the end, Jacob proved to the world that in a post-Bloodline WWE, he is that guy!
Once again, another match best for pre-show or just for TV…Grande Americano vs. Rey Fenix. Fenix losing upset me deeply. GA is a cringe gimmick. Unless there’s a long-term satisfying conclusion to that story, it’ll be a stain on Chad Gable’s career. It will reflect poorly on WWE toying with the cultural stigmas during this current presidency. I wanted GA to lose to Fenix. It would’ve given everyone in the arena a feel-good moment. That crap finish sucked the air out of the arena and you can see and feel it.
Tiffany vs. Charlotte. I may or may not get heat for my take but…but this match felt like a clinic. I enjoyed it. I was concerned for Flair as her knee brace looked loose from the start. It felt like a technical wrestling match. While not perfect, it was an even back and forth. Eventually, once Charlotte’s head hit that middle turnbuckle, it was most definitely Tiffy Time! Jey had a lot of hype compared to Charlotte as a Rumble winner. They could have created a WrestleMania VIII moment with a double main event. Jey Gunther should’ve gone 2nd to last. Tiffany vs. Charlotte could’ve opened instead.
Seth Rollins vs. CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns was absolute cinema from start to finish. Every move meant something. CM Punk’s debut package reflecting his journey, up to this moment, added to the weight of Punk main eventing. The drama regarding Paul Heyman, at the end was amazing. I wanted Roman to use the Guillotine Choke on someone. It had been a long time since I’d seen him use it an I missed seeing him use it. Seth executing Bret Hart’s Sharpshooter to absolute excellence was not in my bingo cards…and it made the moment look so good.
